Everything’s okay, but Abby was not able to work on her column this week due to extenuating circumstances. Hey, life happens! Enjoy this gif.
Category: Humor
The internet is a wonderful place
Apropos of absolutely nothing, here’s the newest internet meme that probably won’t sweep the nation but whatever, it’s ridiculous: Selleck Waterfall Sandwich. The complicated premise here is that you take a picture of actor Tom Selleck, you take a picture of a waterfall, and you take a picture of a sandwich and you just MASH… Continue reading The internet is a wonderful place
Patton Oswalt is doing lots of stuff
On August 25th, noted Really Funny Guy Patton Oswalt will be releasing My Weakness is Strong, an hour long special that comes packaged with “DVD-only short films and more!” And more! That includes the fact that it will be aired as a Comedy Central special too. The show was recorded back in February in Washington,… Continue reading Patton Oswalt is doing lots of stuff
Confide covers “Such Great Heights” chug chug chug
This video’s been making the internet rounds lately based largely on the fact that it’s freaking fantastic. Underoath copiers extraordinaire Confide (don’t click that) apparently thought it would be totally hardcore to record a cover of The Postal Service‘s “Such Great Heights,” and here’s the video. Hilarity ensues. Or not. I really don’t know, I’m… Continue reading Confide covers “Such Great Heights” chug chug chug
Cool Things: The Lil’ Jon/Banana Phone Mashup
For those of you too young or with too deprived of a childhood, Raffi was this awesome guy back in the day who made silly kids’ songs about belugas, watermelons and banana phones. Why is this important in the far future of 2009? Because some idiot genius decided to mash up his song with Lil’… Continue reading Cool Things: The Lil’ Jon/Banana Phone Mashup
30 Rock gets famous musicians to sing about kidneys!
This is great you guys. The folks at 30 Rock are pretty much kings of the universe right now and got together like, a million celebrity musicians to do a song about giving kidneys in their season finale. I don’t get the context because I don’t watch 30 Rock. YET (starting at season one, baby!).… Continue reading 30 Rock gets famous musicians to sing about kidneys!
“MoCap, LLC” coming to Spike TV this week (Thursday night at Midnight!)
So we always promote other people’s stuff here. But this time, I’m self-indulging and promoting something that I myself (yes me!) have been working on here in NYC. “MoCap, LLC” is a half-hour comedy show created and written by my colleague and friend, Chris DeLuca, premiering Thursday, April 23 (this week) at midnight. I know,… Continue reading “MoCap, LLC” coming to Spike TV this week (Thursday night at Midnight!)
Finally, the mainstream press gets “teabagging”
This is pretty much the best. MSNBC knows what “teabagging” means, and they’re just taking the double-entendre for a ride. Watch til’ the end because you just have to. “If you are planning simultaneous teabagging all around the country, you’re going to need a Dick Army.” Quote of the year. [via Videogum]
South Park: “Gay Fish (Kanye West Parody)” [MP3]
I had no idea A. that there was an MP3 of this and B. that there is a “full version” of the song. This is great. If you haven’t seen the most recent South Park episode yet, you lose. It’s been like four days, where have you been?? South Park – “Gay Fish (Kanye West… Continue reading South Park: “Gay Fish (Kanye West Parody)” [MP3]
“Oooo I’m gonna GOOGLE you” is the new British insult
So a British guy tailed a Google Street View car for like 3 minutes and just plain harassed it. Don’t watch the whole thing, it’s just not necessary. “You are gonna get GOOGLED!” So what is he going to do? Go online and type into Google: “Google Street View car mother?” I don’t get his… Continue reading “Oooo I’m gonna GOOGLE you” is the new British insult